i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??”
IT WOULD BE CUTE OK….